Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Brooke Hogan Tries Out For “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”

Brooke Hogan Tries Out For “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”
“Gather round the campfire, children, as I have a tale so spooky, so ghoulish, your skin is bound to peel away from your flesh. It all began 21 years ago, when a giant man with fists as big as boulders and chest muscles that could move independently of themselves begat a young girl. [...]

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“Gather round the campfire, children, as I have a tale so spooky, so ghoulish, your skin is bound to peel away from your flesh. It all began 21 years ago, when a giant man with fists as big as boulders and chest muscles that could move independently of themselves begat a young girl. Blonde, blue eyed, this young girl grew into a strong, powerful woman, whose pants allowed all of her buttocks to be exposed. This father and daughter had a very close relationship — she was the apple of his eye — and even though she had no obvious talents, the father encouraged her, guided her with his giant ham mitts into the limelight, put a microphone in front of her face, and told his giant sparrow to sing! Sing, sing, my huge angel!

Then one night, after her father had properly oiled her buttocks to ensure no part of his treasure was infected with the deadly melanoma virus, one night this young girl came home. Only to find… that his father… was dating someone WHO LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HER.”

(Kids scream and flee the camp site)

Thus concludes today’s very special episode of “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”

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BROOKE HOGAN ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK

[Photos via Splash News Online]


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